With apologies to Aphra Behn.

SOAP WEEKLY: RESTORATION EDITION

MERTILLA CUCKOLDS PHILANDER

with an old flame!

PHILANDER: I don’t care, I’m in love with your sister! (But can you make the cuckoldry less obvious? Please?)

AND

“Was not Philander my Lover before you destin’d him a Brother?”

SYLVIA on her mixed feelings towards “Brother” PHILANDER.

PLUS

“No such title exists.”

FOOTNOTES reveal APHRA BEHN‘s French “translations” to be frauds!

Behn’s startling confession, satirical jokes about English monarchy, and celebrity comments on the latest periwigs INSIDE.

1 August 2011 ~ Hamilton

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