I’m only trying to settle on the best way to organise and display my knowledge here.
10 May 2009 ~ St. Catharines
10 May 2009 at 11.00 am (Maintenance)
I’m only trying to settle on the best way to organise and display my knowledge here.
10 May 2009 ~ St. Catharines
6 May 2009 at 10.21 pm (Maintenance)
Tags: Hero and Leander
The Brasilians have their Cotias of the bignesse, shape, and taste of the Hare; yellowish, little eared, and almost no tail. There is a greater kind called Pacæ, round mouthed, Cat-faced, dusk with white spots; tender of flesh and skin also; therefore sought after as a dainty.
~Joannes, Jonstonus. A description of the nature of four-footed beasts: with their figures engraven in brass (1678).
I own and operate a fairly decent archive at The Blotted Line. Between the puppet shows, art collections, and book architecture, it’s also something of a Wunderkammer. Now that I’ve acquired two new four-footed beasts, I can expand my operations to include a (narrowly focused) bestiary.
Guinea-pigs made it back to London by the 16th century (though they’re mostly from Peru, not Brazil), so I feel justified including Hero and Leander regularly here. (It’s a weak justification: mostly I think the pair are funny.)
Soon I’ll return to commenting on literature. For now, enjoy the antics of my four-footed beasts (at left).
6 May 2009 ~ St. Catharines
1 August 2008 at 7.49 pm (Maintenance)
Tags: Ben, Frederick Jameson
My Dearest Archive,
I don’t know what you mean by this: writing me a letter demanding an explanation of my doings of the last few weeks. I am the last person to condone a lifestyle of reckless abandonment. Were I to disappear for weeks, or even days at a time without offering any hint of my whereabouts, I would hardly condemn your o’erwatchfulness: indeed, I would expect it and, though I might outwardly curse your interrogations, I know that in the rational part of my soul, I would be grateful for such loving interference.
Such a situation as described above cannot, I think, be fairly applied to my behaviour of the last month or so. True, I have been absent from you, but I never departed without leaving some brief description of the ‘why and wherefore’ of my leave-takings. As to your charge that “whilst gone, I had no news of your doings, nor thoughts, nor welfare, which (I imagined) was of the most hapless condition,” I must defend myself by reminding you that I have written at least once a fortnight (and often with more regularity).
I must, however, have space and time to work, and you, my dear, must not stifle my productivity with your patriarchal watchfulness. Yet let us not quarrel, my archive. As a conciliatory gesture, I offer you some inclination of my activities of the past weeks.
First, I must observe that, even with a light shower around tea time today, it is the first fine day in weeks, and thus among the first opportunities I have had of communicating with you: frightfully dangerous storms being hardly conducive to the act of composition (and even were I to manage the task, I suspect the effects of foul weather during delivery would have made reading illegible.)
The weather has not prevented me, however, from meeting with Lord and Lady C—-, who assure me that my work on the late Frederick Jameson holds potential: they have lent me some works of his, and I shall be revising my paper for submission to the Royal Society (I hear, however, they are difficult group with which to communicate. No matter, if they will not have me, I shall try for publication in the Canadas.)
In further regards to my education, I have registered for classes at the beginning of last month, and am anticipating their beginnings in another four weeks. (I shall write of them in greater detail later, but can reveal that I will be further studying the poets of the English Renaissance, as well as American and Parisian literature of the nineteenth century.) I am also hoping for employment in my departments come the beginning of term.
Aside from these activities, there is not much news to share. I have been attending the cinema and the symphony occasionally, reading some, and of course, continuing my revisions concerning the work of the Renaissance dramatist and poet, Benjamin Jonson. I shall send you a copy when I am done, and invite you to the defense in late August.
I hope this satisfies your curiosity concerning my whereabouts. I shall write again soon, though, if I do not, please attribute it to general busyness, coupled with the lethargy of the summer months, and not to any carelessness on my part. I shall attend to you with more regularity during the autumn term: in the meanwhile, I charge you “have patience, and do not suspect my affexions!”
Respectfully yours,
The English Undergraduate.
(Post scriptum. Enclosed is a photograph of the great Nicolai Rimsky-Korsakov, whose Scheherezade we heard last week: what a stunning beard!)
1 August 2008 ~ St. Catharines
31 May 2008 at 10.18 pm (Maintenance)
I must confess, I am a little shocked at your recent carelessness of my affexion. All last week, as I lay upon my sick bed, tossing feverishly as the ill are wont, I wondered urgently at your long departure. The doctors and nurses have even recounted to me that at the more desperate times, as I succumbed to the waking dreams that are the not infrequent customs of the febrile and the mad, I cried out to you. Alas that such cries were fruitless! No messenger arrived to alert me of your near visit; no telegraph was sent with even the smallest Barthes witticism to cheer me.
I cannot conceal from you how this experience has shaken my faith in the bond between us. Why, I ask of you, have you grown so very austere and distant towards me of late? Are you such a scoundral to trifle with my sensibilities? Or was my trust in you too precipitously (and, I must add, foolishly) placed?
I wish you to know that this missive has cost me many hours of moral affliction: though I do not wish to play the hysterical woman, I must know the reasons for your absence during my most dire moments. I must know the truth of your affexions for me.
Not quite yours in recovery,
The English Undergraduate.
Post scriptum. Enclosed is a clipping from the Illustrated London News concerning the recent assassination attempt on our beloved Queen. I trust you will understand my full meaning in sending it to you at this time.
31 May 1882 ~ St. Catharines
24 April 2008 at 3.38 pm (Maintenance)
Tags: Gaurav, Nick Hornby
1. Helping me get one step closer to reading Hornby’s A Long Way Down. That’s right, folks, I am now in possession of the book.
2. Using as an excuse for writing short articles (I really need to get some marking done).
By the way, as a bit of maintenance, Gaurav is apparently NOT pleased with the image I’ve chosen to represent him in my archive. So for those of you with access to photos of him, please send your nominations via the usual Gmail/Facebook routes.
24 April 2008 ~ St. Catharines
13 April 2008 at 2.08 pm (Maintenance)
Tags: Michael Palin, Seamus Heaney
My dear friends:
I think by this time we’ve gotten to know each other fairly well. By which I mean you read my archive, and I revel in my increasing reader-counter. I like to imagine you each morning, anxiously awaiting my newest post: Will it include poets you’ve never encountered, or theorists you wish you’d never encountered? Will it have inexplicable references to dormice and Michael Palin? [i] Will you find yourself graced with fame and fortune as I lovingly mock your personage?
Obviously you value my wit and charm. The self-referential humour of this archive, too, is brilliant. I’m hoping that my next confession, then, doesn’t lower the massive esteem you must hold for me.
I’m not that good with the technology.
I know: the format of my archive is beautiful. To be honest, I owe a lot of the professional facade to the pre-provided formats and helpfully-labelled icon palettes offered by the WordPress people. Hovering over these palettes, I can see exactly which icon will make my text into a “Blockquote,” or will “Remove formatting”.
I can’t find the helpful “Turn this bit of text into a link to another website” icon, however; I’ve been copying and pasting the utterly necessary addresses from Word or Gmail. This is growing tiresome. Will someone please indicate to me the necessary html to make these links work?
Too, you, my dedicated reader, may have noticed I like to use footnotes. Now in online academic articles the notation numbers [ii] are generally linked to the notes at the bottom of the page? Can I do this too?
Finally, is there an etiquette that says I should respond to every comment left on my articles? I fear my potential rudeness. I also fear overly-attentive response will make me more of a pedant than Ben. [iii]
End Notes
[i] http://www.palinstravels.co.uk/
[ii] This notation was clearly provided only as a visual example. Why are you reading it?
[iii] more of a pedant than Ben. Obviously a reference to yesterday’s article. By the way, I know that Kari only leaves comments so that I’ll mention her in future articles. It’s very narcissistic and selfish of her. Not like Steve. His comment about artificially aging my Seamus Heaney was both amusing and helpful. Thanks Steve!
13 April 2008 ~ St. Catharines