Read before watching.

I read Neil Gaiman’s Coraline last night. It’s funny and pleasantly terrifying (the type of book I would have enjoyed reading as a child). I fear it will not make the transition to film with all of its humour and terror intact, however; the book’s unsettling moments — encounters with doubles of Coraline’s family (all sporting buttons in place of their eyes), talking animals, and, in the book’s final chapters, the presence of a witch’s severed hand — are unsettling because they are uncanny interruptions in Coraline’s average world, and in the neutral narrative voice that delivers the story. Henry Selick’s decision to reuse the “surreal” animation of Nightmare Before Christmas will, I think, rob the story of that uncanniness (Coraline’s average world is already the stuff of “Nightmares,” so we are not likely to be much disturbed by the nightmare world’s interruptions into the everyday).

Gaiman deliberately chose Selick and has approved the film in recent interviews; none of his writing or film projects have disappointed yet.  I suppose I can reserve any further reservations until the film’s release.

30 January 2009 ~ St. Catharines

Mosca…

is what I’ve entered in the “device name” slot on my new little technological parasite . I can’t accurately call it an “mp3 player,” although it’s been marketed as such.

I spent about forty minutes with Mosca after I first opened it: setting the clock, programming events in the calendar, setting the alarm (to a favourite song, of course), setting the radio presets (there are thirty-two available slots), uploading and selecting themes, wallpapers and photos (it seems wallet snapshots are obsolete by now). Forty minutes, and I hadn’t even looked at the music (primary) functions: a parasite indeed.

Five years ago, I had an mp3 player that was about the size of a cd (almost obsolete), that could hold between forty and fifty songs; Mosca is about seven centimetres, and currently contains 441 tracks (including all of Shostakovich), as well as several pictures of Taya. I appreciate the space — and the usefulness of being able to store documents as well as music files (perhaps not entirely a parasite after all) — yet I’m trying not to grow too attached to a device that possesses a lifespan akin to the average hamster.

Pity I gave it a name.

28 January 2009 ~ St. Catharines

The Dreaded Novel Course.

I’ve spent the last four years actively avoiding those courses whose syllabi are composed primarily of novels. That’s a fairly easy task if you like to loiter around early modern literature: a Paradise Lost here, a Utopia there, but never any novels. Not that undergraduate scholars in other fields are necessarily doomed to the novel course either: the Canadian and American short story/poetry course is always an option, while modernist and contemporary classes usually offer a mix of shorter and longer forms. Even my 18th century “Age of Sensibility” course only had four novels.

Excepting a strange love for Victorian literature, it’s usually possible to avoid a semester spent frantically skimming the last hundred pages of the assigned reading half an hour before class (followed by a game of “did you finish it? What happens at the end?” as everyone gathers outside the seminar).

Who wouldn’t try to avoid such a fate? I enjoy novels. I understand that many novels are culturally significant (a ridiculously reductive statement), but, especially in fourth year, with an average of three to five courses per term, with what seems an essay due every week (and a fifteen-page research papers at the end of term), and when one is facing the prospect of three-hour seminar discussions on the readings, voluntarily signing up for a series of novel courses starts to seem an irrational choice, perhaps even a masochistic one.

And now I’m in a novel course.

To be fair, this wasn’t an entirely voluntary decision: the course for which I’d originally signed up was canceled, and “American Masculinity” offered as it’s replacement. I did make the decision to remain in the new course however; for someone who loves gender studies, and has recently discovered contemporary American writers, the offering was a bit too compelling.

The reading load is pretty thick: primary readings average about 150-200 pages per week, plus secondary articles. The material is engaging, however; we move from Melville to Hemingway and Sinclair to contemporaries like Don DeLillo. The course is also designed to allow a lot of freedom in the research/writing aspect (the assignments only have a page limit and the general requirement that they “explore course themes”).

Of course, I signed up for a seminar presentation on the longest book in the course: Frank Norris’s McTeague. Luckily, American realism is less stifling than French realism (sorry): I managed to finish the book in a week and a half. There’s much in McTeague that’s hilarious, but I found myself a bit overwhelmed with the disgusting personalities of the “slow-witted dentist” McTeague, and his “avaricious wife” Trina: they seemed a bit hyperbolic for the genre of “realism” (though realism can also refer to the act of drawing one’s subject matter from everyday “real” life). The ending, in particular perplexes me (it turns into a western prospector outlaw narrative in the last few chapters). I suppose I’ll have to see what I can make of it.

This novel course is winning me over, in spite of all myself: maybe I was never as rational as I believed.

17 January 2009 ~ St. Catharines

Sequel.

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[Act I: The morning paper]

Hmm...

Hmm...

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Off to Europe then?

Off to Europe then?

[Act II: Close encounters at the harbour.]

What is this beast?!

What is this beast?!

I killed it with my shovel.

It can't hurt you: I killed it with my shovel.

come with me to Europe!

You and your shovel might be useful to me: come with me to Europe!

[Act III: Old friends]

I'll have him unearthed soon enough.

I'll have him unearthed soon enough.

Arise!

Arise!

My hat!

My hat!

Dig, dig, dig.

Dig, dig, dig.

Siggy!  Michel!

"Siggy!" "Michel!"

Now we must attend to the Woolf problem.

Now we must attend to the Woolf problem.

I know someone who may be able to help.  He's an old friend.

I know someone who may be able to help. He's an old friend.

[Act IV: Councils.]

*knock knock*  Who could that be?

*knock knock* Who could that be?

Thanks for the hospitality, Anton.  My, isn't consumption grand!

Thanks for the hospitality, Anton. My, isn't consumption grand!

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He means, food consumption.  Michel, do you want the Poe Monster after us too?!

He means, food consumption, Edgar! -- Michel, do you want the Poe Monster after us too?!

Food?  Aren't there any cows to eat?  Deer? Camel?

Food? Aren't there any cows to eat? Deer? Camel?

I do not think you gentlemen should attempt to face the Woolf Monster.

If we could return to the matter at hand: I do not think you gentlemen should attempt to face the Woolf Monster.

"But she's destroying Europe!"  "Well, you could stop writing slanderous things about her..."

"But she's destroying Europe!" "Well, you could stop writing slanderous things about her..."

But she's a woman!

But she's a woman!

If you don't stop that I'm going to have you stuffed and mounted.

If you don't stop that I'm going to have you stuffed and mounted.

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[Act V: Acts of war.]

Does ANYONE have any ideas how we can kill the Woolf Monster?

Does ANYONE have any ideas how we can kill the Woolf Monster?

I have a book that could take care of her.

I have a book that could take care of her. Wait, what happened to your raven?

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Oh, my spectacles!

Oh, my spectacles!

What...is that...noise?

What...is that...noise?

It is the Woolf Monster!

It is the Woolf Monster!

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Your tiny book cannot harm me!

Your tiny book cannot harm me!

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[Epilogue.]

"We survived!" "But don't you still have siphilis?"

"We survived!" "But don't you still have siphilis?"

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2 January 2009 ~ St. Catharines